OMG GKR Karate

Level 6 User Joined: 05 Feb 2005 Posts: 158

I cant believe it..

I had a knock on the door last night and it was a women from GKR Karate.

She asked if anyone in my familiy was intrested in Karate and i thought maybe my son would be so she said that she would come back with some info and go through it with me.

She arrives back later and comes in and sits down in my living room. She started off with stuff about the club etc. Then starts to say its a Â£80 registration fee. They were doing a special offer of a bigginers course for Â£25. When i said I have no cash on me atm she started to turn nasty. She was demanding that we ask our neigbors for cash. She was very intimidating so at this point I told her that she was being rude and asked he to leave. She stood up and grabbed yer paperwork that she said she would leave us. When I got to the door with the mental bitch she said to me "So what are u doing tonight?" I replied that I was going to the pub with some friends and her reply was .. "What with no money?" I said I can go to a cash point.. She then said you can get MY Â£25 then. At this point I was gonna kill the fucking numpty but I just told her to fuck off and slammed the door.

She was very demanding and using scare tactics. The sales pitches of a window salesmen.

THE MORAL

Dont trust anyone knocking on your door asking if you are intrested in Karate. Whats more check out some of the bad forums on this company.. amazing.. Do a google search for "GKR Karate door to door"...

Site Subscriber Joined: 11 Feb 2005 Posts: 2929

Huh, any company that has to go door to door cant be any good anyway. lol

karate's for girls that canne fight anyway, Wu Shu Kung Fu is much better. lol teaches you how to use swords and 9 section steel whips and all other cool weapons. (good shit)

This door to door lark is balls though. I always listen to them and then say no just to waste their time. lol

Forum Moderator Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 19978

lol stupid cow.

I get door to door crap all the time. I am normnally outside working on the cars, you know under them or up to my eyes in parts. I just abuse them into runing away.

Best ones are the window people, i move forward and they jump back (got that whole barn door thng on my side) and then point at the double glazing and door, ands ask what the feck is that. They always say double glazing, I say well you can see it why come to the door? I don't know. Its cos your stupid isn't it, and believe it or not I normally get a yes!

Bible bashers are great, do you kow about the lord? yes I am a satanist goodbye.

A few have been pushy with my mum though, trying to force their way in the house etc to 'sell' something. I offer them a free kicking and they soon leave.

Mate you never have to explain, when she asked how you go with no money you said cash point, wrong answer, instead with the money I am about to take off of you bitch. That gets em shitting it.

Retroholic Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 3315

i remember once when a women and a kiddy came to my old mans as he was putting a engine in a valer and for those who have had one out of a ABS model no's it can be a bitch to put back in well anyway to cut the chase they were jovo's going on bout god and alot! my old mans quite i mean wel quite but the eye snapped on the engine and it dropped, as the women said (started her sentence bout 10 sec before it snapped) and mentioned God was here to help!! well he snapped and said well where the fuck is he i need help!! Shocked

she was put on the spot and said nothing just turned and walked! you really had to be there lmao Laughing

Site Subscriber Joined: 13 Oct 2004 Posts: 4722

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest
in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"oh bugger off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and
she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit all over her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horseshit from your carpet, Madam,
I will personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite,
because the electricity was cut off this morning."

Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:42 am

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