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Chris H
Forum Moderator
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978
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Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:08 pm |
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I put up in the product forum the diahorrea tune
comes out yer bum
looks like pedigree chum
diahorrea, diahorrea
went to the chippy
stepped in something slippy
diahorrea, diahorrea
what are the others?
The skoda one
woke up this morning,
jumped in me skoda
turned on the ignition
and boom went me motor
ohh ohh bin o shite (yeah thats right) |
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JB
Mr Quoter-vator
Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 7405
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Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:13 pm |
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When you're climbing up the ladder
And you hear something splatter
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you're walking down the hall
And you feel something fall
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you're sliding into first
and you feel your stomach burst
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you're pants are full of foam
and you're heading into home
Diarrhea
Diarrhea |
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Chris H
Forum Moderator
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978
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Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:15 pm |
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what must newcomers think of us reprobates?
You gonna teach the boy these tunes JB? |
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Chris H
Forum Moderator
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978
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Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:17 pm |
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also whats happened today about being all PC.
When I was a lad in SCHOOL we sang baa baa black sheep, now its racist, baa baa non ethnic minority sheep isn't the same.
The other one the big fat mama in the jungle, we sang these songs in class with the teacher. |
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JB
Mr Quoter-vator
Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 7405
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Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:20 pm |
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haha
sad innit....baa baa black sheep had no racist implications until ppl made it racist. til then it was just a fun song for kids.
my boy will piss himself when i tell him them songs.... |
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stan
Gay Rights Activist
Joined: 07 Apr 2004
Posts: 1268
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Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:24 pm |
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yellow belly custard,
green snot pie,
all mixed up with a dead dogs eye,
slap it on cold,
slap it on thick,
then wash it down with a cup of cold sick!
only one i could think of! |
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JB
Mr Quoter-vator
Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 7405
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Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:27 pm |
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thats pretty minging....its the thought of cold sick that is just....sick |
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stan
Gay Rights Activist
Joined: 07 Apr 2004
Posts: 1268
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Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:30 pm |
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...and a dead dogs eye, thats a little minging aswell! |
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Chet T16
Retroholic
Joined: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 5685
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Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:44 pm |
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Looks like i missed out alot in my childhood...luckily! |
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Chris H
Forum Moderator
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978
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Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:00 am |
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Chet you haven't lived!
Can't think of anymore at the mo, I need to find a small group of children and get them to do a thessis on school chants/songs. |
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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 3482
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Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:17 am |
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Anyone heard this one
The Bohemian Curry Rapsody
Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
'cause nothing really Madras
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo
Naan-aa, ooh ooh
This dopiaza's mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all...
(guitar solo)
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
Pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very, very spicy
Me!
Biryani (biryani)
Biryani (biryani)
Biryani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo boo...)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand you well back
'cause this loo is quarantined
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes) I chunder
It's coming up again
(There he goes) It's coming up again
(Up again) Coming up again (up again)
Here it comes again
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)
On my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees
Oh there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me... poor me... poor me
(guitar solo)
So you think you can chunder and still it's alright?
So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
Just had to come right out in here....
(guitar solo)
Korma, saag or bhuna
Balti, naan, bhaji
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference to me
(Anyway, my wind blows) |
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stan
Gay Rights Activist
Joined: 07 Apr 2004
Posts: 1268
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Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:19 am |
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"Anyone heard this one"
No!! |
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Chris H
Forum Moderator
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978
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Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:19 am |
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yeah got it on the pc saved somewhere, its not really childish enough though is it! |
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