we need

Level 8 User Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 328

we all wondered if this fool was from Japan

Level 8 User Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 328

with his evoVIII, a box of pirated flicks and his favourite chopsticks

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:35 am

And his samauri sword, that he got from the Lord, he said right I'm now off to Kill Bill

Level 8 User Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 328

Kill Bill he did with one slash of his tool

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:39 am

which he then proceded to wipe on the curtains

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then set off on his journey with Hof for scones and tea at a cafe called mertons

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while he was there he saw a great....

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big...

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black pudding

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that was being used as a

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stool

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:53 am

As he lowered himself onto the stool for a rest he felt a....

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bit of a prick

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:55 am

in his..

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:56 am

in his..

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clown outfit

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:36 am

All chaved up in Burberry

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with blue leds for buttons

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:45 am

And a neon flashing nose

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so he said to the waitress...

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I love your chav facelift, your hair is scraped back like my mum's, and if you bend over and lean a tad closer, I could always fondle your.......... Very Happy