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bev
Level 7 User
Joined: 22 Apr 2004
Posts: 223
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Tue May 17, 2005 12:05 pm |
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Why do men like smart women?
...Opposites attract.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
...Because after 20 seconds they forget what happened!
Why are dumb blonde jokes usually short?
...So men can understand them.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
...To stop the snoring before it starts!
How do men define a
"50/50" relationship?
...We cook - they eat.
We clean - they dirty
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
...Make him wear shoes!
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
..."My wife says..."
Why do women live longer than men?
...Someone has to stick around and clean up after them!
Why is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man?
...He's tan, he's cute, and if he looks at another woman
you can rearrange his face.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot easier for men than for women?
...Because when it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there!
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
...Because none of them will stop to ask for directions.
What did God say after creating man?
...Hmm, I can do better! |
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Roger Red Hat
Site Subscriber
Joined: 13 Oct 2004
Posts: 4722
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Tue May 17, 2005 12:33 pm |
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ooo, ouch!
all tho
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
..."My wife says..."
i found that one amusing.. |
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Stephen
Level 8 User
Joined: 14 Apr 2004
Posts: 278
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Tue May 17, 2005 12:56 pm |
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Why do men like smart women?
...They know when to stop talking
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
...Because the wife wouldn't shut up the first time
Why are dumb blonde jokes usually short?
...Something to do with the average capacity of a Blonde's brain
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
...It is a medically proven fact that the female's IQ is reduced after giving birth.
How do men define a
"50/50" relationship?
...Sounds like the divorce settlement to me..
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
...Stop talking about your menstrual cycle
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
..."I don't" (instead of "I do")
Why do women live longer than men?
...They get an easy time of it
Why is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man?
...Whatever floats your boat.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot easier for men than for women?
...It's a wishy washy subject.
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
...We enjoy it so much.
What did God say after creating man?
..."Be fruitful and multiply..." |
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bev
Level 7 User
Joined: 22 Apr 2004
Posts: 223
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Tue May 17, 2005 1:00 pm |
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Why are dumb blonde jokes usually short?
...Something to do with the average capacity of a Blonde's brain
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Dan
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Joined: 28 Jan 2005
Posts: 3547
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Sat May 21, 2005 7:35 am |
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ooooo ouch!!!!verbal slap  |
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