Unmarked Polis

Site Subscriber Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 731

Well last night I was driving home from Brighton with some mates in the car and the two lads in the back were having a spliff. As we got onto the A23 I asked them to put it out as I didn't want to drive with the windows open at 80-90ish with that on the go, so they chucked it.

About 15 seconds later a set of blue lights start flashing behind me. So I pull over on the hard shoulder and with the car stinkin of weed get out to the side of the road to talk to mr polis man. Routine check bollocks follows, I get brethalyzed and it comes up clear. At this point he asks if the car is mine, where i got it etc. Then starts poking around the car checking anything and everything. Of course he doesn't find anything dangerous so he can't pursue that any further either. His mate gets out the car and informs him that the computer check is fine and the car is mine. THEN he tells me that he's giving me a document producer! WTF! He was determined to find something up somewhere. So i told him to stick his producer (well I didn't really, I was shitting it cos the guys had weed in the car) and got the documents out of the glove box since they haven't moved since getting new tax.

Only at this point does the guy give up and send me on my way. Took a last look before I left and realised what they were in, a bloody silver EVO8. I though that it would end there and I'd get to drive home problem free, so off we went.

Pulled out from the hard shoulder and was plodding along at 80ish when this beema flies past at summit like 120-130 which in the pissin wet aint the best idea in the world if you ask me. Next thing happens silver EVO8, blue lights, zoom, 2 minutes later hard shoulder BMW and an EVO8, so we laugh it up for a while. Then the most enfuriating part of the evening, same beema passes us only 2-3 after we passed him pulled over again he's goin at least 120ish. My big problem is how come I was stood there for 15-20 chuffin minutes and mr drive like a c u next tuesday gets a 2 minute tellin off. What a load of fuckin bull!

Mind you glad he didn't get a whiff of inside the car. Think I'll get the guys to smoke outside the car next time.

Anyway the only reason that I thought you would find this of particular interest is because on the way into work today one of the lads saw a bmw parked through a hedge in the middle of a corner stuck in a muddy field. And surprise susprise the plate is the same as the guy who i saw last night. Dunno if it's just me but I found the whole thing kinda weird but also kinda funny at the same time.

Spammer Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 5717

pure class ,what a night ehh????

moral of the story , dont let any fucker smoke in your car cause they may burn the upholstery

Site Subscriber Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 731

WERID night TBH though I think the moral is just about right although they might have a job burning the leather. I'm gonna try and get pics of the bmw on the way home 2 nite