Girlfriend 1.0

Site Subscriber Joined: 15 Oct 2004 Posts: 1139

Please can anyone help. 18 months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from

Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between

these two products and the only solution was to try

and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is

incompatible with several other applications, such

as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had

many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me

to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and

Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover

that when these two systems detected each other they

caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to FiancÃ©e 1.0, only to discover that this product

soon had to be upgraded

further to Wife 1.0.

While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available

resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and

Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however,

I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and

costly to run.

Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in

Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They

then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten

about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary,

Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without

warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter

products have no Help files, and I have to try to

guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,

requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to

be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my

Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called

MotherI-n-Law, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be

problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0

detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself.

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