IM FAT!

Mr Quoter-vator Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 7405

i went out for my works xmas do last night and i had sardines to start...they were whole little things....ergh! tasty ....

had fun pulling the eyeballs out tho Laughing

Site Subscriber Joined: 13 Oct 2004 Posts: 4722

boy, you must of been drunk

how can you type?

Smile

Gay Rights Activist Joined: 07 Apr 2004 Posts: 1268

where did you go??

Mr Quoter-vator Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 7405

lol i was drunk and i thought i was being very funny pullin the eyeballs out but i dont think everyone appreciated....odd lot.

went to eleo's brassiere stan...on the kingsway! came out about 12 and it was full of cruisers!

Gay Rights Activist Joined: 07 Apr 2004 Posts: 1268

LOL you've got to love it....the kingsway! I laugh at the states of some of the cars, although i do like putting my foot down going past maccy d's, just so they all turn round at the rrrrrooaaarrr!!!

Mr Quoter-vator Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 7405

heh heh yeah me too....sometimes i go down and u can guarantee that some ned will follow u off the roundabout to have a dabble....oh what fun it is to just put ur foot down as u come off the roundabout towards tescos......hehehheeh god im childish but its fun

Gay Rights Activist Joined: 07 Apr 2004 Posts: 1268

yeah, there was some dude in an escort RST that followed me from the kingsway onto fabians way as i was going home. i thought fuck it, and we ended up racing all the way out to the M4!! it was late, no traffic and it has to be said...i blitzed him!!

Site Subscriber Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 150

i saw the title and thought this is thread for me, coz im a fat basterd.

never raced a rs how do the valvers stand up to em, not alot of em are standard round here.

Mr Quoter-vator Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 7405

excellent stuff...daring racing along fabians way...what with all the stories of speed traps along there....my fav bit is the last roundabout before m4....good one for screwing like fuck off....without sounding too dodgey

Gay Rights Activist Joined: 07 Apr 2004 Posts: 1268

well seen as you mention about speed traps.....im 110% sure i was caught yesterday on Fabians way doing 60-70....in the 30 section. have you seen where it sits? just in St Thomas...looking out onto fabians way. i was going home, and sat at the lights on the tawe bridge (nearest sainsburys), and didnt even think about that i was entering a 30 zone...and 1/2 booted it. wasnt flat out or anything, and for anyone that doesnt know the area its a dual carriageway that has recently been dropped to 30mph. wasn t even racing....just going too fast. came to where it was sitting, didnt have time to touch the brakes...straight passed at 60-70.

I know its bad, but JB will tell you, the limit is 30mph but most cars are doing around 50....at least. so although my speed was excessive in comparison to the law, it wasnt in relation to the other cars. it sounds really bad when i say i was doing that speed in a 30 zone, but it is a dual carriageway, and i'd NEVER do that sort of speed in a "normal" 30 zone. Not that that will make a blind bit of difference in court. Just a stupid thing to do.

im expecting 5-6 points+couple hundred fine OR even a month or two ban....."you do the crime" and all that....

Forum Moderator Joined: 18 Feb 2004 Posts: 7432

this bit of road sounds just like the dual carriageway '1/4 mile drag strip' by the Galleria here in Hatfield, that has a McDonalds and big car park right off the roundabout at the end, a favourite place for neds.

Its funny because if you happen to be standing down there for any length of time you see cars come in to mcdonalds (not to get anything, just go round the drive thru bypass bit), then back out onto the dual carriageway. 1 minute later and theyre ragging it back down the other way, into McDonalds again, repeat ad nauseam.

Mr Quoter-vator Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 7405

yeah its a stupid bit fo road....nice wide dual carriage way, main drag out of swansea, and everyone usually crawls along at 30....im usually stuck behind someone....keepin it in second so that come the 50 zone i can boot it lol..........once im in the 50 i do minimum 60 cos its so long and wide and stupid to do 50...but it is notorious for money making...i mean speed cameras for our safety.

Gay Rights Activist Joined: 07 Apr 2004 Posts: 1268

well, they've got me good and proper!!

Site Subscriber Joined: 15 Oct 2004 Posts: 1139

PIGS! there popping camaras up everywer, its virually "perversion" which is prob spelt wrong i no but hey u no wat i mean!

Forum Moderator Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 19978

if you get a NIP through bin it, I did and they sent me the whole points and fine leaflet through ignored it. A few months later got the letter saying they had dropped the charges.

42 in a 30 dual carriageway

Gay Rights Activist Joined: 07 Apr 2004 Posts: 1268

aye, but how long ago was that. ive heard similar stories, but i dont think they are going to pass over the chance of screwing me out of Â£200 odd quid....

JB, that roundabout IS awsome! the missus shit herself last week when we went through it on the way into Swansea....proper 'bo!

Forum Moderator Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 19978

done feb this year was may or so I got the letter.

Forum Moderator Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 19978

http://www.renault-turbo.com/chris/beat%20the%20system!.bmp

Gay Rights Activist Joined: 07 Apr 2004 Posts: 1268

worth a try, but im not holding up much hope!

Forum Moderator Joined: 18 Feb 2004 Posts: 7432

Chris, NIP = Notice of Intended Prosecution?

I got one of these through today, got flashed doing 40 in a 30 last week.

Just ignore it you say?

Forum Moderator Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 1356

I've cooked more fried mars bars than I'd care to remember.... more colories than your supposed to have in one day