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Stephen
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Joined: 14 Apr 2004
Posts: 278
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:12 pm |
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Ripped off another forum...
There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?).
She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref. One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like, "Oo you lookin'at?" Gabriel just goes: "You got one up the duff, you have".
Mary's totally gobsmacked. She gives it to him large. "Stop dissin' me, yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never been with no-one! So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's 6 months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She is filled with Christmas spirits. Bacadi breezers an' that. She's like, "I can proper feel me bay-bee in me tummy an' I am proper blessed. What with the extra benefits an' that. Anyway, there's the census, y'knaaa? Mary an' Joe ain't got no dosh so they 'ave to twock a donkey, an' go dahn Beflehem on that.
They get to this pub an' Mary is ready to have her bay-bee an' that. But there ain't no room in the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled with animals Cahs an' sheep and that. Then these three geezers turn up, lookin' proper bling. They are free wise geezers from the east end. Joe goes, "If yoo so wise, wotchoo doin' with this frankenwotsit an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas n Burberry? |
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Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978
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Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:54 am |
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amusing but got to boring to quick. |
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A14LN C
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Joined: 15 Oct 2004
Posts: 1139
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Fri Dec 24, 2004 7:20 am |
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lol
i thought that was quite funny! |
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