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Neal
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:42 am

no, not the soap opera, the real thing.

Mine are pissing me off big time. One side has two stupid shitty little dogs, who start barking the instant i either

a) pull up in my car outside my back gate (they cant even fucking see me at this point)

or

b) step out of my back door (nope, they cant see me then either)

they continue to bark incessantly for as long as i am in the back garden or surrounding area. Starting to do my fuckin head in. I have an air pistol and I am severely temped to use it. Maybe I should just slip them some poison in a nice juicy steak, no awkward incrimination then.

The other side is a family of retards. You know, the kind of townie inbreds you could only find in Hatfield. Im not kidding, they look like a cloning experiment gone wrong, the lot of them. Now that's fine, no problem with that. But the woman shouts at the top of her voice ALL THE FUCKING TIME. God only knows what the kids have done wrong to deserve it. My bedroom shares a wall with their house and I can hear it as if she's in my room sometimes. Yes, she is that loud, so loud she gets that sort of croaky hoarseness in her voice while shouting. I might have to go round there and tell her keep her fucking mouth shut before i kick her and her motley bunch of genetic throwbacks into the middle of next week

Evil or Very Mad

not pleased. Thanks for listening.


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Neal
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:27 am

Did i type that?

Just sort of spilled out... LOL
william
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:57 pm

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I might have to go round there and tell her keep her fucking mouth shut before i kick her and her motley crew of genetic throwbacks into the middle of next week



with regards the retards i completely agree with what u propose! as for the muts, i have a good idea that i have only known for it to have been used on cats. but there is no reason why it wouldnt work on dogs, with a little adaptation. PM me if u want the details lol. its well easy Twisted Evil
huwwatkins
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:02 pm

Well done, sympathise with you entirely m8. If you need any help 'dealing' with them i'm sure us nice chaps at reto ren can help Wink
william
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:10 pm

lol its like that wanadoo broadband advert..."Easy Taxidermy" Laughing
mals
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:24 pm

Start acting as wierd as them and they might stop it, i.e

When the retards are in the garden, stand at the fence sharpening a knife while smilling at them, and ask them polietly to keep the noise down as it disturbs the voices in your head and makes them angry,

As for the dogs, well summer is on its way, BBQ season!
Neal
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:26 am

Here we go, a picture to illustrate the type of people my neighbours are:

Image

thats the side with the shouting woman. Granted the shit tip doesnt affect me, neither is it any of my business, but it gives you some idea of the type of people who live in close proximity to me. Evil or Very Mad

could do with that dyson though, need a couple of bits for mine LOL
Chris H
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:30 am

go nick it then!
Neal
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:35 am

Look at the sofa and chair, seems like they have been double teamed by a rabid wolf and a grisly bear...
Chris H
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:37 am

and?
Neal
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:40 am

let me guess, you have an old 3 piece suite ripped to shreds in your back garden...
Chris H
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:45 am

er no.

I do however have a 16V lump and box, 1.4 lump and box on a makro trolley, 2 sheds, 16V hatch rear bumper, cooker which I still have to take away and a hose out there.
Neal
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:47 am

I have a 19 partially stripped in my back garden, but its orderly arranged, not strewn about and smashed up.
mals
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:07 am

Is that an outside shitter I spy?
william
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 2:54 pm

did you try my idea, Neal? Laughing
Neal
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 3:32 pm

nah not yet, bit hard to pull off.... thats the other side though. I'll try and get a picture over the weekend of the dogs mid-barking frenzy
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