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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 3482
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Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:26 pm |
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the
other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you
give me a lift?"
I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.
So that was nice."
"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up,
and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted
again.'
And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I
went into a tree.
A policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I
careered off the road.' |
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Chet T16
Retroholic
Joined: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 5685
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Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:32 pm |
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"careered off the road" rofl  |
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JB
Mr Quoter-vator
Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 7405
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Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:54 am |
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heh heh i like them |
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