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Soneji
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:49 am

There was this girl at school that I used to march off into the woods at lunch and after school and erm, well get her naked and stuff. Anyway, who is my new member of staff that has turned up this morning………………………………………………………………………………………………………………


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Richard
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Joined: 17 Apr 2004
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:54 am

any woods out back of your work ?
Chris H
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 3:01 am

Your still a poof with no woman.

I would just like to mention here that I have known George the longest and in my time of knowing him, he has claimed to have seen lassies but I have never actually saw any proof. We were discussing this last night and he eventually just gave crappy excuses as to why not have a female.

Its been over a year boy! Do something.

Either get in there with her and I want proof like her making me food when I come over, thats a very good way to prove it or get the chippy lassie and she can get me free chips.

Even if she does have a kid go for it, she has a very nice smile.

The taunts of poof will never cease until a girl is there George!
Soneji
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 3:09 am

You can all call me what you want, but I will sit here with great satisfaction and a huge grin with the knowledge that I am better than you all…. Oh yeah don’t forget the spade under my desk lol
Chris H
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 3:59 am

Poof!

Amber is still in hospital. She just phoned. She was back on a drip last night but off it now. Looks ok. They decided not to give her a scan though.

Hopefully out tonight if not then tomorrow.

3 days shes been in now.

So have you spoken to this lassie yet?
Chet T16
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 4:02 am

What wrong with amber?

George, poof
Soneji
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 4:03 am

Ah fuck yis ah!
Chris H
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 4:08 am

Amber has been in hospital for the last few days, they *think* its appendicitus.

Shes had pains in her belly for a while, and since last tuesday they were quite bad. The puking up every 15 mins prompted me to get her down the hospital.

Took her in was in there for 6 hours then she was sent up to a ward and kept in. Been on a drip etc etc, seems to be better now so hopefully out today.

She shouldn't need to have her appenxdix removed unless it gets bad again.

Fingers crossed.

been enjoying the peace and quiet and the room in the bed though. Missing the lovin' and her making me food and generally being my slave.
Chet T16
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 4:28 am

Jaysus it can't be that hard to diagnose appendicitus can it?

Give her retro renaults regards!
Soneji
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 4:37 am

Is that the whole my stomoch is hard as a rock thing?
Chris H
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 4:42 am

Well they know best - apparently.

Well George that was part of it we reckon. I had to tell them all of this. She was like a small child, in other words being dolly and gettign confused at simple questions.

Visiting is at 3 so will see her then.
Soneji
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 4:53 am

So she wasn't compus mentus then? Hmmm don't sound right....
Chris H
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 5:03 am

no she was, its amber shes a woman thus stupid.

She gets confused easily, you have seen her driving.
Soneji
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 5:10 am

Was a bit scary, its just the way she changes lane... its like she is trying to break a chickens neck way she turns the wheel!
Ian
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:30 pm

Hope shes alright mate Smile I had lovely unmarked alloys on my 19 till my wife got hold off it Crying or Very sad worst part was she described how bad they sounded when they grinded on the kerb Sad not good
Chris H
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 10:08 am

Well Amber got out yesterday and shes fine, pain in the arse as always.
JB
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:58 pm

thought it was the stomach?
Soneji
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 12:18 am

lol you get my texts?
nuttynutter123
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Joined: 06 Apr 2004
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 1:13 am

i had appendicitus...had a well bad stomach ache, fpound it hard to walk because of it. wentr to hospitial had my appendix out that night then got out 2 days after....quite good service for once (nhs)
Chris H
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 5:43 am

yeah george got them but no money to reply.
Hanna
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 10:33 am

I had suspected appendicitis once, turned out to be a kidney infection.

As for the NHS, what can I say... They let me work for them after all!
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