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 Ideal for road rage...
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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius

Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 3482

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 6:09 pm

http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/


Or if you live in a dodgy area, or if you dont like your neighbours!
Roger Red Hat
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Joined: 13 Oct 2004
Posts: 4722

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 6:49 pm

only need a shotgun license and you can have a fully functioning one as well

wich i find amusing..
JB
Mr Quoter-vator

Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 7405

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 11:36 pm

DADDY!

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Benskett
Level 10 User

Joined: 05 Mar 2005
Posts: 570

Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 3:22 am

I could put one of those to good use when the daughter of my next door neighbour parks in my space, which really drives me crazy! Evil or Very Mad
Dan
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Joined: 28 Jan 2005
Posts: 3547

Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 7:16 am

dan to insurance co.
d."hello there i want to apply for...ummm...car insurance..."
in."ok sir, can i take the make of the vehicle"
d. "its a tank"
.cluck *dialing tone*
Laughing
imagine the insurance on 1 of those!!! i mean like they arse rape me for insurance on the 19 16v!!!
Dan
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Joined: 28 Jan 2005
Posts: 3547

Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 7:24 am

ummmmm a t72 is tempting :-
Engine: V46 V12 diesel
Engine power: 840 BHP
Length: 9240 mm
Width: 3600 mm
Height: 2370 mm
Weight Combat: 44500kg
Gun: 1 x125mm, 1 x 7.62mm MG 1 x 12.7mm MG
Max speed: 80km/hour (road)
Gradient: 60%

as the insurance said the r19 16v was too powerful...what about this one then?
Sic Puppy
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Joined: 01 Feb 2005
Posts: 728

Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 7:30 am

Quote:
Weight Combat: 44500kg


LOL 45 Tonnes...cna see why it needs that v12 engine. Prolly could strip a few tonnes off it for a nice speed increase though!
Roger Red Hat
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Joined: 13 Oct 2004
Posts: 4722

Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 12:41 pm

yes nice

2 gallons to the mile
Dan
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Joined: 28 Jan 2005
Posts: 3547

Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 3:10 pm

oooo economical!!!! definatly a town ca...vehicle
huwwatkins
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Joined: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 2317

Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 4:04 pm

Roger Red Hat wrote:
yes nice

2 gallons to the mile


That would take me 68 gallons to get to work and back in it!!!
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