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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 3482
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Wed May 18, 2005 6:09 pm |
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Roger Red Hat
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Joined: 13 Oct 2004
Posts: 4722
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Wed May 18, 2005 6:49 pm |
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only need a shotgun license and you can have a fully functioning one as well
wich i find amusing.. |
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JB
Mr Quoter-vator
Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 7405
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Wed May 18, 2005 11:36 pm |
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DADDY!
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Benskett
Level 10 User
Joined: 05 Mar 2005
Posts: 570
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Thu May 19, 2005 3:22 am |
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I could put one of those to good use when the daughter of my next door neighbour parks in my space, which really drives me crazy!  |
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Dan
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Joined: 28 Jan 2005
Posts: 3547
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Sat May 21, 2005 7:16 am |
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dan to insurance co.
d."hello there i want to apply for...ummm...car insurance..."
in."ok sir, can i take the make of the vehicle"
d. "its a tank"
.cluck *dialing tone*
imagine the insurance on 1 of those!!! i mean like they arse rape me for insurance on the 19 16v!!! |
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Dan
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Joined: 28 Jan 2005
Posts: 3547
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Sat May 21, 2005 7:24 am |
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ummmmm a t72 is tempting :-
Engine: V46 V12 diesel
Engine power: 840 BHP
Length: 9240 mm
Width: 3600 mm
Height: 2370 mm
Weight Combat: 44500kg
Gun: 1 x125mm, 1 x 7.62mm MG 1 x 12.7mm MG
Max speed: 80km/hour (road)
Gradient: 60%
as the insurance said the r19 16v was too powerful...what about this one then? |
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Sic Puppy
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Joined: 01 Feb 2005
Posts: 728
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Sat May 21, 2005 7:30 am |
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| Weight Combat: 44500kg |
LOL 45 Tonnes...cna see why it needs that v12 engine. Prolly could strip a few tonnes off it for a nice speed increase though! |
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Roger Red Hat
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Joined: 13 Oct 2004
Posts: 4722
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Sat May 21, 2005 12:41 pm |
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yes nice
2 gallons to the mile |
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Dan
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Joined: 28 Jan 2005
Posts: 3547
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Sat May 21, 2005 3:10 pm |
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oooo economical!!!! definatly a town ca...vehicle |
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huwwatkins
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Joined: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 2317
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Sat May 21, 2005 4:04 pm |
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yes nice
2 gallons to the mile |
That would take me 68 gallons to get to work and back in it!!! |
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