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 Who should get him?
Poll :: Who should get him?

Jolene
16%
 16%  [ 1 ]
Jolene
16%
 16%  [ 1 ]
Dolly
16%
 16%  [ 1 ]
Dolly
16%
 16%  [ 1 ]
Neither
16%
 16%  [ 1 ]
Neither
16%
 16%  [ 1 ]
Total Votes : 6


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Chris H
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:18 am

well what do we think? Discuss!
JB
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:20 am

wtf are u on about?
Chris H
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:22 am

Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please don’t take him just because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, jolene

He talks about you in his sleep
There’s nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name, jolene

And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you don’t know what he means to me, jolene

Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please don’t take him just because you can

You could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
He’s the only one for me, jolene

I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, jolene

Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please don’t take him even though you can
Jolene, jolene

Jolene as sang by Dolly Parton

Currently listening to the winner takes it all by ABBA, yes its that bad
JB
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:24 am

Shocked

am still none the wiser...
bev
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:26 am

Think hes lost it jonnyboy Cool Rolling Eyes Laughing
Chris H
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:28 am

ABC poison arrow now, quality

If I were to say to you

"can you keep a secret? "

Would you know just what to do

Or where to keep it?

Then I say"i love you"

And foul the situation

"hey girl I thought we were

The right combination".



Who broke my heart?

You did, you did

Bow to the target,

Blame cupid, cupid

You think you’re smart

Stupid, stupid.



_ chorus:



Shoot that poison arrow to my heart

Shoot that poison arrow

Shoot that poison arrow to my heart

Shoot that poison arrow



No rhythm in cymbals

No tempo in drums

Love on arrival

She comes when she comes

Right on the target

But wide of the mark

What I thought was fire

Was only the spark

The sweetest melody

Is an unheard refrain

So lower your sights,

Yeah but raise your aim

Raise your aim



Who broke my heart?

You did, you did

Bow to the target

Blame cupid, cupid

You think you’re smart

Stupid, stupid



_ chorus



I thought you loved me but it seems you don’t care

I care enough to know I can never love you



Who broke my heart

You did, you did

Bow to the target

Blame cupid

You think you’re smart

That’s stupid

Right from the start

When you knew we would part



_ chorus to end
JB
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:29 am

lol yeah...i think i know whats goin on....hes got his cheesy music blaring out and hes doin an abba dance in front of the mirror getting all excited Very Happy
Chris H
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:31 am

Dr Jones by Aqua, yes I am singing boith the guys and girls parts. No mirros JB but I know I look good.

Sometimes the feeling is right
you fall in love for the first time
heartbeat and kisses so sweet
summertime love in the moonlight
Ah yippie yi yu
Ah yippie yi yeah
Ah yippie yi yu ooooh
Now the summer is gone
you had to go back home
please come and see me again
I never felt more alone
(Baby I am missing you)
I want you by my side
(And I hope you'll miss me too)
Come back and stay
(I think about you ev'ry day)
I really want you too
(You swept my feet right off the ground
You're the love I found)
Doctor Jones, Jones
calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
get up now (wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones
calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
wake up now (wake up now)
Ah yippie yi yu
Ah yippie yi yeah
Ah yippie yi yu ooooh
Ah yippie yi yu
Ah yippie yi yeah
Ah yippie yi yu ooooh
All I think of is you
and all the things we had
Doctor what can I do
why does it have to be like that
(Baby I am missing you)
I want you by my side
(And I hope you'll miss me too)
Come back and stay
(I think about you ev'ry day)
I really want you too
(You swept my feet right off the ground
You're the love I found)
Doctor Jones, Jones
calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
get up now (wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones
calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
wake up now (wake up now)
Ah yippie yi yu
Ah yippie yi yeah
Ah yippie yi yu ooooh
Ah yippie yi yu
Ah yippie yi yeah
Ah yippie yi yu ooooh
Please, please cure me
please, please cure me
please, please cure me
please, please cure me
Doctor Jones, Jones (wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones (wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones (wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones wake up now
Ah yippie yi yu
Ah yippie yi yeah
Ah yippie yi yu ah
Ah yippie yi yu
Ah yippie yi yeah
Ah yippie yi yu ah
Doctor Jones, Jones
calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
get up now (wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones
calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
wake up now (wake up now)
Chris H
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:40 am

you should hear the crap I'm listening to.

I really should DJ at weddings etc.

An embarrassment to the young un's but a godsend to the older ones!
JB
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:42 am

ha i liked dr jones....listening to barbie girl too?
Chris H
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:44 am

NAH DR JONES IS BETTER THAN BARBIE GIRL. caps

Natural Woman was on after dr jones, aretha franklin

chicago if you leave me now and currently christina milian dip it low, crap song but it drops some phat ass beatz bwoy

but after that its chris de burgh a spaceman came travelling folowed by lady in red

you know for a non drinker I have an alcholics musical tastes! BNeed to slur out lady in red when it comes on
JB
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:46 am

do u ever do kareoke chris?
Chris H
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:49 am

no, I would be attacked by agents to be on pop idol and I would win and take over the world leading to the destruction of it, so its best I don't

I do however do embarrassing things in public instead.

For example I am tryign to get my sister to go along with me as a pirate to the braehead ferry, we can only talk in pirate speak as well.

Shes not up for it, I'll talk her round, harr
JB
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:53 am

whats the braehead ferry? just some public ferry thing?

cant see why she wouldnt do that...how unreasonable.
Chris H
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:55 am

yeah a public ferry that goes down the clyde to glasgow then back.

I don't see whats wrong going with an eye patch, hat, fake parrot and a table leg as a wooden leg and saying har etc.

Up thar bow, leg up looking through the telescope barking orders then saying 'har ye mutanous dogs' and throwing children overboard.

Some people are just unreasonable

got cyndi lauper on the now time after time and I drove all night, classics
JB
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:02 am

ahh i like drove all night...havent heard that for ages
david3533
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:03 am

barking mad barking Laughing
Chris H
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:05 am

Don henley new york minute is playing the now.

I am not barking, I just think my way is more fun sometimes.

need to take a bit of Ikea mdf as a plank to walk the kids off really.
JB
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:10 am

its the decent thing to do...dont forget to tie their hands so its over with quicker
Chris H
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:12 am

need rope now as well then!

James is playing now, great stuff, getting away with it all, laid and sit down
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