Oh how very funny

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All I ever get at work is the piss taken outta my car. Doesn't bother me like cuz I know it's a damn site better than everyone else's car there, but it gets a bit boring after a while! I didn't help myself by parking next to the skip in the carpark yesterday.....

I had jokes such as guys lookin out the window really obviously infront of me and then being like "oh, I only thought we had one skip" and "don't leave ur sunroof open, u might find it's full of rubbish when you go to it later" and when I was going home "make sure you get into the right one now". Dear oh dear. I mean.......how can u even compare that to a skip?? What little they know Rolling Eyes

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race them

then shut them up.

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Bunch of fuckin twats Laughing

bet they all drive corsa's and such Wink

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Haha! Wow you even guessed one of their cars lol. One has a new corsa 1.8 SRi, one has Golf 1.9 TDi, one has citroen berlingo, my boss has got audi a6 2.6 v6 estate, and one has old L reg astra 1.6 estate lol. Well, the guy with the corsa has just got rid of it, to buy........wait for it.........an M reg 1.7 diesel corsa VAN. So I don't see how he can take the piss outta mine!! Or any of 'em as a matter of fact. Audi might gimme a run for my money, but I reckon I could 'ave him lol Wink

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I love seeing blokes in their black Corsa SRi thinking theyre the daddy. Makes me chuckle.

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Hehe

yeah me too! It really does make me chuckle to meself. I see it as somewhat a 'girly' car. Don't ask me why. I'm sure it is pretty quick & stuff......but........it's a corsa! Laughing

Anyway, what is it with me & skips? I just been to visit me nan and look where I parked lol

Somebody trying to tell me something?? Confused

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Yes you have a skip fetish - that's what!

When's the website coming, do we get a free tour with the option of 3-days unlimited access for $3?

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Hmm.......for a website I will need pics. Hey we could all play a game........see what's the stupidest thing we can park next to. lol. Or......NOT! Hmmmm.......I've just got in from a night out and it's 3:20am and I'm very bored.......what can we do.....that involves our cars & pics.......hmmmmm. Any ideas? We could all park next to skips and take pics? No wait.......that would be sad........who'd park next to a skip, and then take a pic of it Rolling Eyes

I mean......pff......I dunno......... Let alone do it twice!! Rolling Eyes

doh.

Ben, back to the website idea.......you will notice that in the top pic I am parked next to a fully clothed skip.......and then in the next pic I am being slightly more dangerous and am parked next to a topless skip Shocked

how rude.

I think it's a good idea if I stop talking about skips now. Yes

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cant you just skip the skips ?

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See now schaks, I was gonna try and slip that joke in somewhere, but I left it out cuz it was shit Laughing

lol

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Itâ€™s dadâ€™s car with a hole in the bonnet

Real Q car.

Very Happy

Raaarrrhh. We no better.

Only problem is if you overtake another car and then get stuck in traffic.

The noise scares em to death, some fart walks and starts giving me shit the other day.

Told him to piss off in English. Grey beard helps. Shit the cars legal.

Bloody skip with a 7200 RPM limit. Wink

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R1916S wrote:

Itâ€™s dadâ€™s car with a hole in the bonnet

My parents used to have a Renault 19 1.4RT in midnight blue (different blue to the 16v, but to most people would probably look the same), and when I got my 16v, my parents got rid of their 19 a few weeks later and got a megane. So everyone thought I had simply inherited my parents old 19 and kitted it up with bonnet vents & alloy wheels & such lol. My uncle was like "so does it go any faster now with that hole in the bonnet?" like tryin to take the piss, and I was like "um.....excuse me? The hole's always been there. It's standard" and he was like "eh?" and then kinda realised "oh, it's a different car" Rolling Eyes

DOH.

Spoze it's easy to see why people that haven't got a clue about cars would think that they were the same car tho

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I am of the opinion that most people are stupid.

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Lol, I would possibly agree with you there huw. Basically, if people aren't into cars then they just see them as 'things' y'know. My mate had a silver honda prelude 2.2 VTEC and bought a silver FTO while his parents were on holiday and didn't tell them cuz he was like "they're both silver, they'll never know" and they still haven't noticed to this day lol. My mate's girlfriend also knows nothing about cars. She has got a clio and noticed my keyring one day and was like "si, howcome you've got the same key as me? Is yours a Renault?" lol

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My dad had a 19 as well, a 1.4 I think.

Then they sold him a Megane I

Now they are trying to sell him a Megane II, but he's not to sure about the fat arse.

He's 75 now. The Megane Scenic is easyier to get into.

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My baby brothers first word was BMW....wonder if he will still be into cars when he's older (he's 12 now).

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damm i just gave roger a +1 karma by mistake Mad

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lol thanks shacks,

love you too

i havent even said anything in this thred yet!

lol

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i dislike you ,your clio and your handbag rog Evil or Very Mad

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dont get on the wrong side of my hand bag.

it has dangaly bits that will hurt when i attack you with it

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promises promises ....... Laughing