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 I hate Corsas
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mixpioneer
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Joined: 29 Dec 2004
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:18 am

Is it just me or is our country being invaded by hundreds of corsa driving chavs with nothing better to spend their money on other than cheap plastic home painted bodykits, stick on spoilers and chicken mesh for grills.

I live near a tiny village yet we have 8 full on chaved up corsas that spend all their time doing lap after lap of the village, occasionally pulling up at the bus stop to rev their engines and talk chav to eachother.

Anyone know where i can buy a police stinger??? Twisted Evil
Chris H
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:59 am

this isn't a new thing mate
Neal
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:58 am

Get your camera out and head over to barryboys.co.uk
simonds1
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:21 am

Yeah, corsas are a common thing around here too. There's this guy that I see out every week in town and he must spend 20 hours a day in the gym, like proper loves himself.....just walks through the pubs & clubs like "yeah, I own the world, look at meee", thinks he's god's gift to women etc.........and a few weeks back, I happen to be arriving at the car park the same time as him, and I watch and try not to laugh as he steps into a white corsa which looks more like an aeroplane or some kinda space craft to be honest Laughing what a state!

.....so I then get into the 19, follow him outta the car park, and show him how it's done. Muuwaahahahahaaaaa Twisted Evil
Sic Puppy
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:48 am

I like the fact that all the ones that are chaved up round here are all 1.2's. Any 1.8 SXI's I see are left as they were bought!
simonds1
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:53 am

Well didn't you know that adding excessive amounts of body kit, putting big wheels on, fitting a massive exhaust, and having a really big subwoofer, adds about 50bhp?

Stickers and neons also add a lot of bhp Rolling Eyes
Sic Puppy
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:54 am

^LOL
schakal
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:01 am

single wiper conversion gives +10 also more economical to replace 1 wiper instead of 2 Laughing
Dan
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:56 am

i had a nova right up my arse last night coming out of street, i couldnt even see its no.plate in my rear window he was that close! I was in a 30 limit, it then went into a national speed limit, i couldnt help, but drop it into 2nd and leave the fecker for dead, in a 3 mile stretch, at the end of it, i managed to slow down, turn into my drive, turn around and park up, and get out and lock it, by the time he passed my drive Laughing
Roger Red Hat
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:04 pm

There was some twat doing hand brake turns or something allnight

constant screeching could be heard for up to 15 seconds at a time..


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david3533
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:40 am

schakal wrote:
single wiper conversion gives +10 also more economical to replace 1 wiper instead of 2 Laughing


ah hah so I'd better get a single wipper conversion then I could do with another 10hp
schakal
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:07 pm

how many hps have you got now than david ?
david3533
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:11 am

10 less than if I had a single wipper conversion Laughing
Tranton
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:12 am

lol Razz
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