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Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:04 am

just back from my Ikea breakfast with me sister.

Now the boys that came to the meet knwo this is a dangerous mission with all sorts of mayhem.

well today in an excellent strategic manouvere we were at the front of the Q.

They forced their way into the revolving door, which as always jammed, we dived in through the disabled door.

We were hotly pursued, the tension was immense, I looked back at my sister who then laughed and the pace was upped as they tried to get by me.

I swear if I had started runnign they woudl have all done the same! lol

Its a kill or be killed world out there folks Laughing
Dan
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Joined: 28 Jan 2005
Posts: 3547

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:25 am

Laughing wow, i remember our one! thats a good story! film to be released?
Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:27 am

I'm trying to sign a deal now.

I want Charlton Heston to be the guy serving me, we can have a battle of minds over the minging fried tomatoes.
Neal
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Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 7432

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:38 am

Yep, when it comes to getting in that Ikea at opening time, it’s survival of the fittest. Falter, and you’ll be trampled under foot. That first charge is no place for the weak, the frail or the infirm.

The staff behind the counter must feel like the British army at Rourkes Drift in ‘Zulu’

Chris, I applaud your wily use of the disabled door, a strategic gamble and a move only suitable for the seasoned veteran Ikea breakfast rusher. The Gods were smiling on you and it paid off for you this time, I’m glad to hear.
Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:53 am

Indeed, I havn't seen such unfettled hurly burly since the fall of Saigong.

Working on the script the now

me: no tomato
chuck heston: no tomato, no tomato, dammit you son of a bitch!
me: easy ya dobber

etc
Amber
Level 9 User

Joined: 10 Feb 2005
Posts: 435

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:00 am

No doubt is shall be getting dragged to Ikea tommorrow! never mind...

Its actually quite nice if your hungry!

Wish i had one in front of me right now....
Benskett
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Joined: 05 Mar 2005
Posts: 570

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:02 am

LOL at this whole thread, very funny Laughing
huwwatkins
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Joined: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 2317

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:35 am

No Ikea's within 60 miles of me Sad
Amber
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Joined: 10 Feb 2005
Posts: 435

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:40 am

poor child Sad
huwwatkins
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Joined: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 2317

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:01 am

In fact the nearest store to me is Cardiff at 97.98 miles away, long way to go for breakfast!
Lindsey
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Joined: 22 Mar 2005
Posts: 621

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:11 am

Your lucky, I think my nearest is between Aberdeen, Glasgow or Edinburgh!
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