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Doc
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Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 2929

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:50 am

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a
date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men. The drug
is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It
comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and in large "kegs." Shocked

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their
male victims to go home and have sex with them Twisted Evil . Typically, a woman needs only
to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home
for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. Wink
After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what
happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling
that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings, in
a familiar scam known as "A Relationship." It has been reported that in extreme
cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male
into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "Marriage."
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know. (And women with a sense of
humour!) If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women
administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where
you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank
manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow
pages.
Dan
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Joined: 28 Jan 2005
Posts: 3547

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:58 am

Shocked gotta look out for that me thinks!
Sic Puppy
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Joined: 01 Feb 2005
Posts: 728

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:24 am

Shit Doc, where were you 2 years ago!!!

My wife has this thing on the wall that she got 2 years ago at some fancy venue we had to get all dressed up for, I must have been spiked 'cos I remember dancing and thanking people for coming, anyway, it's green and says "marriage certificate" on it, whatever that means, but shes somehow managed to forge my name on it Smile
Doc
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Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 2929

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:33 am

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Shit Doc, where were you 2 years ago!!!

My wife has this thing on the wall that she got 2 years ago at some fancy venue we had to get all dressed up for, I must have been spiked 'cos I remember dancing and thanking people for coming, anyway, it's green and says "marriage certificate" on it, whatever that means, but shes somehow managed to forge my name on it


Me too!Laughing
mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius

Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 3482

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:11 am

Thats where I went wrong
A14LN C
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Joined: 15 Oct 2004
Posts: 1139

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:28 pm

PMSL nice one Doc Laughing Laughing

got those caps by the way cheers, squared chris up, and he repayed me with a Greggs........mmmmm! Very Happy
Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:46 pm

your buying me lunch next time.
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