Haha

Newbie Joined: 05 Apr 2004 Posts: 11

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and
> > hearing this.
> >
> > Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show
> > in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners
> > great prizes.
> >
> > The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at
> > work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with
> > someone.
> >
> > If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked
> > 3 random yet highly personal questions.
> > The person is also asked to divulge the name of their
> > partner (with phone number) for verification. If their
> > partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the
> > prize.
> >
> > One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big
> > Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the
> > funniest thing I've heard yet.
> >
> > Anyway, here's how it all went down:
> >
> > DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of
> > 'Mate Match'?"
> >
> > Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
> >
> > DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold
> > Coast if you win What is your name? First only please."
> >
> > Contestant: "Brian."
> >
> > DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
> >
> > Brian: "Yes."
> >
> > DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married"
> >
> > DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First
> > only please."
> >
> > Brian: "Sara."
> >
> > DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
> >
> > Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
> >
> > DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
> >
> > DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
> >
> > Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
> >
> > DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
> >
> > Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
> >
> > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
> >
> > Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
> >
> > DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
> >
> > Brian: "About 10 minutes."
> >
> > DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would
> > ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
> >
> > Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
> >
> > DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8
> > o'clock this morning?"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
> >
> > DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
> >
> > Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is
> > staying with us for a couple of weeks..."
> >
> > DJ: "Uh huh..."
> >
> > Brian: "...and he Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
> >
> > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
> >
> > Brian: "On the kitchen table."
> >
> > DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous
> > hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on
> > hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You
> > listen to this."
> >
> > 3 minutes of commercials follow.
> >
> >
> > DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
> >
> > (tones.....ringing....)
> >
> > Clerk: "Kinkos."
> >
> > DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
> >
> > Clerk: "This is she."
> >
> > DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right
> > now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
> >
> > Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
> >
> > DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
> > Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose.
> > Sooooooo... do you know the rules of'Mate Match'?"
> >
> > Sarah: "No."
> >
> > DJ: "Good!"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing)
> >
> > Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
> >
> > Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly,okay?
> > Be completely honest."
> >
> > DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah.
> > If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off
> > to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
> >
> > Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
> >
> > DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
> >
> > Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
> >
> > DJ: "What time?"
> >
> > Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
> >
> > DJ: "Very good Next question. How long did it last?"
> >
> > Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
> > DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is
> > trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah.
> > You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you
ready?"
> >
> > Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
> >
> > DJ: "Where did you have it?"
> >
> > * Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
> >
> > Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
> >
> > DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
> >
> > Sarah: "Well..."
> >
> > DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
> >
> > Sarah: "Up the arse....."
> >
> >
> > After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station
break"

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lol good ole one that! luvit

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lol, that would account for the 10 minutes then Wink