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Matt16v
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Joined: 27 Apr 2005
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Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:09 am |
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The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
UK Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from the Liverpool area were able to remove a
set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment,
whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with
millions of euros worth of high tech equipment.
Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by the
Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international
Recognition of the UK under New Labour. As most races are
won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now has an advantage over every
team.
However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for. At the
crew's first practice session, the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed
the tyres in under 6s econds, and then within 12 seconds they had
re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella,
a kilogram of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower. |
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Gentle Ben
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Joined: 07 Oct 2004
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Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:12 am |
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Heard it loads of time before! |
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Matt16v
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Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:16 am |
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Ok then, how about this one. (I'm clearing out my inbox at work you see)
A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children !
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I s*agged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my a*se
No she replies, I'm your sons' English Teacher! |
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A14LN C
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Joined: 15 Oct 2004
Posts: 1139
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Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:23 pm |
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the f1 gag might b old but it is still funny!
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