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roddy21t
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:55 am

Iv got the house all to myself as the g/f is in London,

Last night at 0300hrs i was woken up by the TV in the room (the tele, not a tranny Laughing Laughing ) switching itself on then after a few seconds switching itself off ............. Shocked

put the shits up me, especially as we watched The Grudge at the weekend Neutral
Chris H
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:00 pm

drama queen!

What next a chinese lassie in the bath?
roddy21t
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:14 pm

Laughing
schakal
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:32 pm

strange stuff roddy , i would shit me self straight away

did you find out why it happened ?
i reckon the gf set it all up for some reason
Chris H
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:51 am

he probably rolled onto the remote!
roddy21t
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:31 am

The remote was on my beside table,


My g/f is kinda twisted in that way but it was'nt her,

Not long ago during the middle of the night i was on my back sound asleep, when i started to gently wake up, i had this strange feeling that someone was watching me and on opening my eye's the g/f's face was about 2" away from mine and her eye's wide open staring at me Shocked ........... you could say i got a wee fright, i asked her what the fuck she was on ?, she says she was just checking to see if i was sleeping ......... she still thinks it highly amusing to this day and burst's out laughing .............................freeeeeeeek
Chris H
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:33 am

FPMSL thats hilarious!

Your mrs is a crazy lady! She seemed normal and well balanced in the few moments I talked to her for, but then again I don't live with the crazy woman!

Here my phones on the arse again mate if you try and phone me. But I will be back for 12 ish or abbout 20 past at the latest so if your early habg around.
roddy21t
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:51 am

Her new thing just now is when she turns off the bedroom light, she copies the chinese girl out of the film "The Grudge", she pulls her hair over her face and crawls along the floor towards the bed making that choking noise .................. she takes great pleasure in doing it cause she knows i did'nt like the film to much Rolling Eyes
Chris H
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:53 am

hmm shes officially a weirdo.

I thought the grudge was the most boring bit of pap I have fallen asleep to! its up there with F1 tbh!
huwwatkins
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:17 am

Oi Son! Your missus is a nutter!
Dan
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:38 am

Chris H wrote:
he probably rolled onto the remote!


FPMSL!!
Roger Red Hat
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:48 am

lol.

personally i would tell her to get up and act her age, roll over and go to sleep

and yes the grudge wasnt all that.

bit like a spin off of the ring.
JB
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:20 am

Roger Red Hat wrote:
...personally i would tell her to get up and act her age, roll over and go to sleep...


Boring!
touring_19_16v
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:39 am

if it was my mrs acting like that id ram it up her do her nice hard after tht she'd prob fall aslp and brag about the sex the followin mornin 2 her m8s
JB
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:45 am

Shocked
Neal
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:48 am

Rolling Eyes
touring_19_16v
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:50 am

its a thoguht
Wicked Neo
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:28 am

The grudge was total shite even if it did have Sarah Michelle Gellar in it, i'd rather watch Scooby Doo 2, that was more scarey Rolling Eyes

And Roddy, your missus sounds ACE, i love girls like that who can act the fool and piss about instead of being a moany whingebag who does not have a playful side to them.
Dan
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:53 am

my ex was like her, hen ended up preggers
Roger Red Hat
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:03 am

by?

if i can ask Confused
Dan
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:33 am

not me, whole story is in suscriers area, under need advice.
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