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 14 things to do in a supermarket
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Dan
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:01 am

Whilst your partner takes their time...

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:'Code 3
in Houseware... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers
you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from
the Bedding Department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Wander around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the
theme from Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through,
say: PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor
and assume the foetal position and scream "NO!...It's those
voices again!!!"

14. And last but not least - Go into a fitting room, shut the door and
wait a while... Then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
FincH
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:30 am

Lmao.

Some of those are great Very Happy

Tell you what is funny is go to where the breakfast cereals are and on the bottom line of them where they are stacked, remove the boxes behind the front box, so when someone takes the front box there's nothing to support the boxes ontop and they all fall off.

Bwhaha.
JB
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:43 pm

and just how do you remove all the boxes behind the front one?
huwwatkins
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:25 pm

JB wrote:
and just how do you remove all the boxes behind the front one?


Thank god i wasnt the only one thinking that Razz
Dan
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:34 pm

Same!
A14LN C
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:02 pm

Nice one Dan Laughing Laughing

might try sum of those coz wenever im out with her, she always takes ages and the best thing is she only went in for BREAD?????

mabe it took so long becoz WOMEN hav to squeeze every fuckin loaf of bread in the place! Mad

Twisted Evil
Sic Puppy
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:35 pm

danlp6 wrote:


6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


PMSL
Daz0rz
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:28 am

Number 3 has to be the best!

Could you imagine!
FincH
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:37 am

JB wrote:
and just how do you remove all the boxes behind the front one?


With your hands Wink
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