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Gentle Ben
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:36 pm |
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....'cause I'm having to watch Sonia on Eastenders prancing around as a lesbo.....
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Chris H
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:44 pm |
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Gentle Ben
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:48 pm |
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Chris H
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:51 pm |
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I have it on the now, I can;t see them, but I can imagine the story
S - naomi, you taste bueatiful, beef curtains like a bounty bar
n- sonia you taste like you have an infection, mushroomy
s - thats it naomi, of yeah baby whos bad?
n - lets get martin in here.... |
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Gentle Ben
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:52 pm |
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Man I'm gonna hurl.
I can't believe she's actually..... y'know.... like... right at this very minute.
Gross! |
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Chris H
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:59 pm |
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dramayic stuff now, he just kicked in the door! |
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Chris H
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:01 pm |
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for those that can (cable/sky/scots) bbc1 scotland river city, glaswegian soaps at their best! lol |
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Gentle Ben
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:01 pm |
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PMSL @ the finishing scene! How gutted would you be! Actually, if I was married to that I'd be rather chuffed if that happened! |
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Chris H
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:03 pm |
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cheating is cheatign mate and if they are bi you can get in there but if shes a proper pink eye optician then theres no chance. |
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Gentle Ben
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:04 pm |
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Man you crack me up so much with your 'descriptions'! |
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Chris H
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:06 pm |
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Ben its my job my friend, its my job.
When you coming up? We need to go out matey!
Go out in a non sexual way, well you never know I suppose, the lust may take over, might get Gobbles and his penis pump up as well! fpmsl |
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Gentle Ben
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:22 pm |
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LOL that was one thing where you had to be there to appreciate it! I stuck it over his belly button and had to have it taken off me cos I wouldn't stop and he was in such pain (I was legless as you might have guessed...)
He wanted it putting over his ear and I was more than willing to oblige until someone pointed out that he may end up in hospital if I did!
Yeah I'll see what I can sort out matey, although I have to admit the 19 is pretty much laid up now for the long run (I feel quite somber saying that) so if I was to come up soon it would be in the Clio.
Mmmm perhaps if you can get a week or so to yourself, and I got the same week booked off work I could come up one weekend, bugger about in Scotland for a few days, then I can bring you back down to mine for the week and we can work on the conversions (engine and brake) and then the following weekend I can run you back up to William Wallace land?
How does that sound to you mate? |
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Chris H
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:24 pm |
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sounds like a plan mofo, I am up for that.
Would be better if the 19 could come then you can have that rear axle fitted! |
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Gentle Ben
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:28 pm |
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Yes I know mate. I don't wanna delay proceedings on the engine conversion by too long though mate!
Will the rear beam go in the back of the Clio, could fetch it back with us? |
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Chris H
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:30 pm |
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I am sure it could be done.
Whats the plan then?
Are you gonna start on it or what? |
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Gentle Ben
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:36 pm |
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Start on what? The V6 engine?
Well the engine gets here this weekend and an official commencement date is TBA since Mick is in the middle of his throttle-body conversion and I want him to get done everything he wants to before he spends any time on my car. |
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Chris H
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:42 pm |
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mals
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:32 pm |
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Oh sickening it was!
It must be like carpet munching on your grans flea ridden nylon fireside rug  |
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MAXIBOY
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Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:53 pm |
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glad i was in the pub and missed it |
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JB
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Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:45 am |
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| Gentle Ben";p="86854 wrote: |
LOL that was one thing where you had to be there to appreciate it! I stuck it over his belly button and had to have it taken off me cos I wouldn't stop and he was in such pain (I was legless as you might have guessed...)
He wanted it putting over his ear and I was more than willing to oblige until someone pointed out that he may end up in hospital if I did! |
huh?
all these descriptions are making me ill - mals! |
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Gentle Ben
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Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:06 pm |
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LOL, this years' annual RSC Gumball JB, a certain notorious member by the name of Gobbles got trollied before everyone else, and decided to take out a manhood enlarger with him, and sadly it ended up being applied to various parts of his body (as far as I know no cock was involved either)
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