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Gentle Ben
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:36 pm

....'cause I'm having to watch Sonia on Eastenders prancing around as a lesbo.....

Confused
Chris H
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:44 pm

lol I'm missing it!
Gentle Ben
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:48 pm

I envy you.
Chris H
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:51 pm

I have it on the now, I can;t see them, but I can imagine the story

S - naomi, you taste bueatiful, beef curtains like a bounty bar
n- sonia you taste like you have an infection, mushroomy
s - thats it naomi, of yeah baby whos bad?
n - lets get martin in here....
Gentle Ben
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:52 pm

Man I'm gonna hurl.

I can't believe she's actually..... y'know.... like... right at this very minute.

Gross!
Chris H
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:59 pm

dramayic stuff now, he just kicked in the door!
Chris H
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:01 pm

for those that can (cable/sky/scots) bbc1 scotland river city, glaswegian soaps at their best! lol
Gentle Ben
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:01 pm

PMSL @ the finishing scene! How gutted would you be! Actually, if I was married to that I'd be rather chuffed if that happened!
Chris H
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:03 pm

cheating is cheatign mate and if they are bi you can get in there but if shes a proper pink eye optician then theres no chance.
Gentle Ben
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:04 pm

Man you crack me up so much with your 'descriptions'!
Chris H
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:06 pm

Ben its my job my friend, its my job.

When you coming up? We need to go out matey!

Go out in a non sexual way, well you never know I suppose, the lust may take over, might get Gobbles and his penis pump up as well! fpmsl
Gentle Ben
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:22 pm

LOL that was one thing where you had to be there to appreciate it! I stuck it over his belly button and had to have it taken off me cos I wouldn't stop and he was in such pain (I was legless as you might have guessed...)

He wanted it putting over his ear and I was more than willing to oblige until someone pointed out that he may end up in hospital if I did!

Yeah I'll see what I can sort out matey, although I have to admit the 19 is pretty much laid up now for the long run (I feel quite somber saying that) so if I was to come up soon it would be in the Clio.

Mmmm perhaps if you can get a week or so to yourself, and I got the same week booked off work I could come up one weekend, bugger about in Scotland for a few days, then I can bring you back down to mine for the week and we can work on the conversions (engine and brake) and then the following weekend I can run you back up to William Wallace land?

How does that sound to you mate?
Chris H
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:24 pm

sounds like a plan mofo, I am up for that.

Would be better if the 19 could come then you can have that rear axle fitted!
Gentle Ben
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:28 pm

Yes I know mate. I don't wanna delay proceedings on the engine conversion by too long though mate!

Will the rear beam go in the back of the Clio, could fetch it back with us?
Chris H
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:30 pm

I am sure it could be done.

Whats the plan then?

Are you gonna start on it or what?
Gentle Ben
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:36 pm

Start on what? The V6 engine?

Well the engine gets here this weekend and an official commencement date is TBA since Mick is in the middle of his throttle-body conversion and I want him to get done everything he wants to before he spends any time on my car.
Chris H
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:42 pm

righty ho mofo
mals
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:32 pm

Oh sickening it was!

It must be like carpet munching on your grans flea ridden nylon fireside rug Shocked
MAXIBOY
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:53 pm

glad i was in the pub and missed it
JB
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:45 am

Gentle Ben";p="86854 wrote:
LOL that was one thing where you had to be there to appreciate it! I stuck it over his belly button and had to have it taken off me cos I wouldn't stop and he was in such pain (I was legless as you might have guessed...)

He wanted it putting over his ear and I was more than willing to oblige until someone pointed out that he may end up in hospital if I did!


huh? Shocked Shocked



all these descriptions are making me ill - mals!
Gentle Ben
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:06 pm

LOL, this years' annual RSC Gumball JB, a certain notorious member by the name of Gobbles got trollied before everyone else, and decided to take out a manhood enlarger with him, and sadly it ended up being applied to various parts of his body (as far as I know no cock was involved either)

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