Bike cops are tossers

Site Subscriber Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 3547

i got pulled couple of nights ago, traffic officer on a bike. he was being a right tosser to me, trying to intimidate me and all. I had done nothing wrong either, then he started saying bout the odd wheels on the car, asking why i have odd wheels, then said that because they have different tread patterns its illegal lol, then i told him that i used to work at a garage doing MOt's and its not, thats when he started trying to intimidate me, saying that because of my age thats why they target me, etc etc then he said about my exhaust being a bit low, of which i replied that it broke that day, and ive got the mount to replace it.He then said if he saw me again that night he would fine me! I then took his officer no and im reporting him.

I was parked up at my girlfriends house later on and he passed again, i think he was out looking for me.

Forum Moderator Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 19978

better behave then eh!

Site Subscriber Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 3547

i hadnt done anything wrong though, apart from nearly6 hit him when he was trying a dodgy manouver but he was going to stop me before that anyway. it was a dual carriageway with traffic lights, i stopped on the right hand lane next to a van and he came up the out side of me but stopped on my rear 1/4 i wouldnt move as i didnt want him to say i was driving with out attention.

i told him i felt he was trying to intimidate me, but that didnt seem to stop him.

Retroholic Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 3315

fuckers aint they i was looking for my mrs lil sis with her one night doing 20 mph so not to miss her (late at night) only person to come round the corner the police, followed me the pulled me over to ask why i was doin 20mph, breathalizer and a fine for having my fog lights on what a c!?t !!

Site Subscriber Joined: 13 Oct 2004 Posts: 4722

id of nicked you for looking out for vunrable girls..

even if it was your mrs sister or summin

would of been fun to nick you

shouting "LIKE LOOKING FOR WOMEN DO YOU SIR!" see what the reaction of people was..

shame there were none about

Retroholic Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Posts: 5685

Rog, study this:

REALITY | FANTASY

Note the line!

Site Subscriber Joined: 13 Oct 2004 Posts: 4722

stil..would of been amusing.

i was thinking about being a copper.

but i dont have the paticens...sp?

some little chavvy 15 year old going "you fucking pig!" etc

and ill just baton him a few times..bada bing, fired from the job.

Site Subscriber Joined: 05 Apr 2004 Posts: 1141

I was pulled by a 'special' who tried everything under the sun, was going to do me for driving without due care because he had to do 100 to catch me in his 1.4 proton and I was doing 60 the whole time. Best bit was "I've had complaints about your car being driven irratically around the village" - "really?" i said "thats funny, because I've been having complaints from my neighbours too because its been stuck outside my house for 3 weeks and I only got it running an hour ago!"

bbracer16valver";p="90204 wrote:

a fine for having my fog lights on what a c!?t !!

And rightly so, if your driving round with foglights on then your the c!?t. If you must have them on 'cos they look stush as fook, drill a hole in the side and bang a 5w sidelight bulb and holder in there - everyones happy.