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Dan
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Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:19 am |
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A young Plymouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her
life by throwing herself into the sea. But just before she could throw
herself
from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off to
America tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted
to go to America, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought
her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he
would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine
inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He
brings me food and I get a free trip to America. Plus he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain.
"This is the Torpoint Ferry". |
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andy 16v
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